Ears...more than odd looking skin flaps on the side of your head.

So I was thinking, which is beyond what a computer can do BTW, but I was thinking... these ears of yours need growth, and I don't mean in a Dr. Spockish way.  I mean it would be nice to do more with those things up there than hang glasses, accessorize them and pump in the latest singles.  

I am loving THIS SITE right now.  Here's the game plan for your ears...step 1 - go set up your instrument, step 2 - go to the LINK, step 3 - click on melodies and choose 3 notes (or 5 notes if your feeling frisky), step 4 - hit play and then robotically play those notes back to the computer.  It's at least as entertaining as Simon, isn't it?   Do that until it's old, and then move on to the rhythm section tab...Select all progressions and jazz lick mode under call and response with short phrases to start.  In no time you'll be calling your girlfriend "man."