"Of all of the various brass instruments which have been devised by musical or malevolent ingenuity, there is none which in it's capacity for inflicting both torture and delight is comparable to the trombone."
Agree or disagree? Here is another...
"Central Africa is clearly the place designed by nature for students of the trombone. There alone they can practice in safety, and there alone will their brazen discords aid the march of civilization."
